do you have the guts to love me

Sunday, February 05, 2006
8:11 PM

what i'll do: stand back and laugh
what i'll say: you deserved it
who i'll call: the undertaker

i went tampines today. and i was super irritated by this lady who was pushing a pram. she was wearing red, yeah, represents bloodshed. if only. i was walking towards the traffic light. then she wanted to cut my path. knowing that she was wheeling a pram, i had the courtesy to walk an inverted 'C' so that i would not obstruct her way. and you know what she did?! she wheeled her pram faster and it wheeled over my leg and somehow my slipper (those flip-flops kind) flew towards the traffic light. its some 10 metres lar, old hag. then the traffic light became green. so i said 'shit lar'. and that ***** didnt even bother to apologise or say sth and i was very irritated with her. guess what i did? i said 'crazy ass' in a rather loud voice, and she heard it! yay. her husband was somewhere in front of her.

i thought of the incident and what would happened if i was wearing those sandals (the ones that are securely worn on your legs). seriously, i couldnt care less. i think most likely the pram and the baby inside would end up flying in mid-air before crashing on to the road. this is due to the fact that i would just kick the pram as it is obstructing my path. yes, with much strength. stupid woman, give way to you already you still want to fight with me for speed.
blood will stain the road. the infant will die. that's what the undertaker is for. and one reason why i will laugh. HAHAHA. imagine a body with tyre markings.. interesting yeah? can study patterns and tesellations. whee*~ oh no. i'm so void of feelings. but do i care? no i dont. i only care for that oreo biscuit.

anw, my parents celebrated my bday today by cooking dinner. there was this steamed groupa that was 15 inches long. plus there was some fried stuffs. on top of the soup, was a freshly opened tin of abalone. my dad estimated it to be at least $150 if this meal was eaten out. hmmm. right now there are 2 tins of abalone in the cabinet. one from australia and the other from mexico. haha. next month there would be the mexican abalone for consumption. *winks*

i finished my chemistry poster already! as in, can print and submit already but too bad the deadline is this friday. and a very nice person has kindly agreed to accompany to print it out. YAY! thanks a hell lot! (you know who you are)

<3 me if you dare-`